One Pizza To Rule Them All

Much mature
Very EEEEEEEEH

ohsofili:

J. R. R. Tolkien [3rd January, 1892 - 2nd September, 1973].

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beornss:

Lego Thrandy being his sassy self giving more about his hair than about Thorin’s shit.

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lokid-fallen-angel:

frolicking-pizza:

sherlockedtrekkie:

cinnamees:

khaleesibeyonce:

I JUST WENT AND READ THE ARTICLE BOUT THIS ONE OF THE BOOKS WAS EVEN MADE OF SKIN FROM A GUY WHO WAS SKINNED ALIVE

oh





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how do we have a gif for EVERYTHING INCLUDING PAPER BEING HUMAN SKIN

9 seasons of about 22 episodes per season at about 40 min per episode = AT LEAST 7920 minutes of footage, all of which is gif-worthy 
That’s how.

lokid-fallen-angel:

frolicking-pizza:

sherlockedtrekkie:

cinnamees:

khaleesibeyonce:

I JUST WENT AND READ THE ARTICLE BOUT THIS ONE OF THE BOOKS WAS EVEN MADE OF SKIN FROM A GUY WHO WAS SKINNED ALIVE

oh

[X]

how do we have a gif for EVERYTHING INCLUDING PAPER BEING HUMAN SKIN

9 seasons of about 22 episodes per season at about 40 min per episode = AT LEAST 7920 minutes of footage, all of which is gif-worthy 

That’s how.

(Source: unwoundstar, via hellbrothers)

jemmasimmns:

"i’m not ignoring you i just don’t know what to say to you" a film written, directed, produced by and starring me

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mishawinsexster:

oscar worthy

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freckledtrekkie:

daddyslittlemistake:

clockworkturnip:

shickalenia:

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

"You think?" *Eats popcorn*

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deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

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bitchpuddinq:

*tries to fix sleeping schedule* *makes it worse*

(Source: dumbgay, via vixen-kira)

cobalt-fallen-angel:

grimdarkfallenangelinatardis:

The longer you watch the more childish they get.

I shall never get tired of this. Not now, not ever.

(Source: unicorncastiell, via thranduilsenpai)

things I should be doing:

reading

things I want to do:

read

thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason:

reading

would you?

(Source: so-falls-snow-after-fire)

"If dwarves are like forges, and hobbits are like flowers, one must keep a safe distance between the two, lest the fire scorches the blossom.” {x}

(Source: bilboo, via thorinobsessed)

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

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