One Pizza To Rule Them All

Much mature
Very EEEEEEEEH

florawrsaurus:

aeriestiel:

supernaturalapocalypse:

pop-culture-savvy-fallen-angel:

4persephone:

That’s it. That’s the character.

That’s it. That’s depressing.

That’s it. That’s the show.

That’s it. That’s the fanbase.

That’s it. That’s constipation.

(Source: letmesayiloveyou, via igotlostinfandoms)

doggydowner:

vaegrant:

IM SO TIRED OF ART OF FEMALE CHARACTERS IN WHICH THE SHIRT JUST MAGICALLY ADHERES TO THE UNDERSIDE OF THEIR BOOBS AND ALSO GOES BETWEEN CLEAVAGE

THAT IS NOT AT ALL HOW SHIRTS WORK PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOOD JUST GO LOOK AT A REAL LIFE GIRL AND NOTICE HOW HER SHIRT DOES NOT DO THAT

end the boob socks

(via wereheretostay)

“Sleeping is a cure to forget about pain, problems, stress and everything for a while.”

—   (via psych2go)

(via end-of-nowhere)

golfdad1992:

Isn’t amazing how people don’t give a shit about misogyny until they can accuse muslims of it in order to justify their islamaphobia?

(Source: spookyscullyy, via slimeluigi)

kalories:

no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness

(via fuegophilippe)

apha4me:

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

apha4me:

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

(Source: never-let--it-die, via wereheretostay)

neverrwhere:

patunes:

either i

  • dont have enough followers to get hate

or i

  • am perfect and therefore yall dont have anything to complain about

image

(via butourwinter)

sorryidk:

do you ever have so much homework you just convince yourself its not important

(via sherbies)

kystbris:

one thing I believe all Scandinavians, Dutch and Germans have in common is that we’ve on at least one occasion mistakenly said “ice bear” instead of polar bear

(via fuegophilippe)

bookmad:

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

(via vixen-kira)

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

(via slimeluigi)

tumblr makes me want to watch a lot of movies and read a lot of books but i dont have time because of tumblr

reguhlar:


"Hell is empty and all the devils are here." William Shakespeare

nightmare

reguhlar:

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here." William Shakespeare

nightmare

(Source: pursuable, via thorinobsessed)

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

(via butourwinter)